Geology, Sept 25

Oh look boys! The guy over there is on youtube!

Caleb and Zach can’t even get internet

Lawls

Noah knows where it’s at

The total “poundage”

That word makes me uncomfortable when he says it like that

It brings a tear to my eye

People keep rolling in

Class started a while ago

Devil’s Lake, ND

Since 1993, weird things have been going on

The septic tank will not work if you have a hand in it? That’s what I heard

Afskl;dfnothign is  lasofing

Interniet swont load

Asdfghjkjhgfdsasdfghjkno

I don’t believe anything this man says

Not one word

He’s making it up

I’m the last one on a computer

I win

I am the lone survivor

Geology, Sep 20

Sea ice is forming again

Global Warming was a myth all along

The Communists are behind it I know they are

ENERGY

That’s all I heard. Just that word.

65 NUCLEAR PLANTS IN THE UNITED STATES à 25% NUCLEAR POWER

that seemed important

DRY CASK- MRS

I’m just writing down what he’s writing on the board

I don’t know what it means

Apparently Caleb knows

1998 – that doesn’t sound good

Underground Geologic depository (like the underground railroad but for waste)

Nevada?

Is this history class of geology?

Someone tell me please

DOE- my daddy works there

Yucca mountain- あなたが吸う

Now we’re learning politics! Hurray!

NO NO NO NO NO NO N O NÖ NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

…

MATH

MYE INTERNET ISN’T SWORKIN G

NOÔÖÒO4OŒÕOOOOO

asdfghjklkjsasdghlksaghytewqazxcvbhtreazxcvbjytreazxcvbjytrewASDGHJ

^how I feel today

whwywhwywhwywhwywhwywhwywhwywhwywhwywhwyhyhywhywhy

no

TAKE ME OUT OF THE OVEN BECAUSE I AM DONE

AI LIEK TO EAT EAT EAT APLPES AND BANANANAS

S;DKLFSDKFUCK

SHIT BITCH ASS TITS DICK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT DAMN

We’re doing gymnastics now?

Doc Brown, that was the worst gymnastics I’ve ever seen

You didn’t even try

THE POWER OF TEN COMPELLS YOU

I haven’t put many pictures/gifs in here so far...

People keep getting up and leaving

This is funnier in gif form

You’ll have to trust me for now

Isaac just confidently yelled out the wrong answer

Sorry, just trying to fill the quota. I must have at least one Loki picture/ gif per post.

Can we all just get up and leave right now? What would he do if the nine of us just left?

Why didn’t it get dark?

It was supposed to get dark

How I am supposed to see that damn rock on the projector thingy with the lights on

Tumblr won’t load past one page I AM SO DONE

THIS IS AMERICA

MY INTERNET IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAST

JUST LIKE MY FOOD

This is also better in gif form

OH LOOK HE’S PLAYING WITH HIS BALLS

Some of the words Doc Brown says just make me uncomfortable

“Squeezes”

“Silica”

“Ladies”

What is four?

BABY DON’T HURT ME, DON’T HURT ME, NO MORE

I think Beyoncé is an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul

I just want to use the following picture just because it is me in every way and tonight’s the night and it feels so right:

Is that a penis on the board?

I was going to try to find the gif of the guy like “THAT’S A PENIS!” but then I realized I didn’t know how to find it on the internet

Geology, Sep 18

Once upon a time, there was a cat named Caleb. Caleb was the dumbest cat in all the land. He was so dumb, everyone died. The end.
HEY CALEB:

It smells. It smells. Does it, by any chance, smell?
OHMYGOD THIS IS DOCUMENT NUMBER 69 THIS IS CAUSE FOR A CELEBRATION
LET’S CELEBRATE WITH A PICTURE OF JEREMY RENNER’S ASS

The speed limit is “almost reasonable?” Sounds legit
Someone just walked in. You may as well call them pregnant because THEY ARE LATE
Chuck C. Cheese? He’s saying Chuck E. Cheese wrong
OHMYGOD Shell has the funniest ads

We’ll investigate that. Are we the Mystery Team now?
Indonesia is essentially a volcanic orgy
Why would anyone live in Indonesia Southeast Asia?
Russia found a huge diamond in Siberia, trillions of karats. I suppose the universe liked earth, so they put a ring on it?
Chunnel= Channel Tunnel (We learn new things every day here in Geology)
Caleb is laughing at my tweets. Probably because I’m a hilarious motherfucker.
Oh shit he’s been talking for like ten minutes and I haven’t paid attention at all… oh well
There are three people in the row in front of me, all sleeping the exact same way
What little angels
Doc Brown is married? Well damn. My plans are RUINED
NEPA ’69 sounds like a really weird sex act
I’m so glad I’m taking a class that will help me so much in my career. Everyone knows how much English majors need Geology.
Oh man
I just want to take a nap and maybe write a novel
I don’t care about the garbage truck that smelled better than the water
I just did the entire take home quiz in less than a minute. Didn’t read a single question. FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
Fiscal weathering does not alter the chemicals or minerals in lafajsdflkjalfkj?
Fiscal
Lols
I can draw cubes like that too
I bet mine are better than yours
I draw cubes like a boss
“Hey, I didn’t sign up to take mathematics!”
cm2 FUCK YEAH
I know shit
I got a D in pre-cal. I passed
I love when people get up and leave in this class. I enjoy seeing people living the dream
I should start eating breakfast
And sleeping
It might be helpful
He’s doing math problems. I quit college
I quit band
I quit life
In the springtime, the highways get potholes. The back roads, though, get small canyons
Caleb, what are you giggling about?
I’m pretty sure Caleb and Ashland are the only ones who read this.
So… Hello, Ashland. I like your shirt. You look nice today. Baby.
To anyone else reading this: you look pretty today. Your parents love you. I love you. I like the bedspread you have. *deep breathing* At night, when you’re asleep, I like to sit in your car… breathe your air… pretend I’m you
That last part was for Ashland. Just Ashland. *wink*
Things are getting pretty crazy on Document 69

Bowties are cool
The ‘apocalypse’ situation? Wait what
What is he even talking about
First math, now chemistry? I could’ve stayed in high school for this bullshit
Someone just yawned and it sounded like a kazoo
Wait it’s snoring. But it sounds like a kazoo
Someone woke him up, it’s ok
What a bitch
If The Doctor showed up right now and said I could go anywhere in time and space, I would literally just go to fifteen minutes from now so I could be out of this class
I’d probably also go home. But whatever
I wish I was back in Texas, barbeque and pecan pie
I wanna go hooooooooooome
He’s still talking but no one is listening
I think I want to write a movie. Totally unrelated, but still true
Hydrolysis? The splitting of water! I did learn something in AP bio!
Analysis: the splitting of butts
Look at me, splitting words and knowing meanings. Just call me Piers
A ‘polar liquid’ what the icecaps will be soon
That hand motion he just did makes me very uncomfortable
I’m just very uncomfortable today
I really just want to watch Thor, eat something, and take a nice six-day nap
Kristina is literally watching Disney videos
Maddie’s looking at cat jewelry and food
Caleb and I have been tweeting
Half the class is asleep
I’m ready for some Taziki’s
Oh boy we’re getting back into Feldspars
Apparently all the feldspars have aluminum
Did you know: the Brits say aluminum like ‘al-ew-minium?’

They say ‘oh yeah, now I see where this is headed’

Is he talking about hornets now?
No, he’s teaching us the alphabet
I’m going to get off now. Perhaps nap for the last few minutes. Whatever

Geology notes once again

Authors note: anything the teacher says directly will be in bold.

They paid 2 billion to just think about drilling. What the actual fuck.
Good weather drilling. Wut.
Oh boy, he’s turning off the lights again.
I hope no one has any… ideas

33 questions on the test; one for each Julia Roberts movie
Should I study?
You can use your book and your notes.
Question answered.

He’s drawing pictures again. Why is he always drawing pictures?
He draws rectangles very well
There is much less sea ice than usual TAKE THAT POLAR BEARS
WE'RE FINALLY GETTING REVENGE FOR THE TITANIC
Key word: seduction
He's giving us a how-to guide on how to cheat on his tests. And I thought science was going to be difficult
BONDING
'readage' is now a word
OTP: Titanic and the iceberg

I think he just drew a picture of an intertube falling from the sky, hitting a bunch of birds on the way down
Wait no it's California

What if I suddenly started writing erotica on here
I wonder what would happen
Is it a fanfiction if it's about people in my class
You know what I think THAT is for another day
CALEB MILNE WHY AREN'T YOU SITTING BEHIND ME HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO READ THIS WHILE I WRITE IT
It's like I hear the teacher talking but I just don't care
This could be a problem if I'm ever in an actual class that doesn't let you cheat
It's pretty hot. Ohhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

And now we're talking about Yellowstone. All right.

And we're back to Mt. St. Helens. This is getting downright silly

What is given off from a volcano?

The "word" VEI is written on the board like four times, getting bigger and bigger each time. He must've written it for emphasis.

He's talking about movies again! I think Tommy Lee Jones is this guy's hero
He's still talking about this damn movie
Is this Geology 110 or History Through Film because I honestly don't know anymore
Rotten eggs smell? You mean like the entire southern part of West Virginia?
Dante's Peak now
All right
You know how I feel right now? Done.
I think 'done' is an emotion because that's what I feel
I feel that shit in my soul
Take me out of the oven because I am DONE
I am honestly weighing the pros and cons for quitting college, moving to England, and becoming a bartender
There are more pros than cons
He's drawing more pictures
And volcanoes again
When will he talk about Kracatoa? That is my absolute favorite part of all geology and he hasn't mentioned it yet
The two guys behind me just got up and left
I ship it.
TEACHER JUST SAID MEWLING
This is an appropriate excuse to use a Loki gif

Not many volcanoes in Preston County!
You don't say?
He just spent five minutes talking about the time he cut his thumb in Antarctica
Ah-ah? What's ah-ah, Doc Brown? TELL ME
This post has a lot of pictures
Pahoehoe: twice the amount of hoe as normal volcano names
Petrified wood is very attractive wood
I've been really trying baby, trying to hold back this feeling for so long... let's get it on
Lahars: I have an uncle named Lamar but he's white don't worry
People are just walking out left and right
I understand
I want to leave right now more than I want to drop out of college and that's saying something
Maybe if I finish that one story and publish it I can become rich and famous and then I can drop out of college because everyone will be like 'oh Katie you're so awesome why are you in college' and I'll be like 'I don't know! I'll just drop out!' and then I will and I'll be happy and I can wear pajamas more often and write whatever I want in peace

Or maybe I'll just stay in college, graduate, work in a bookstore, and always be unhappy with my life
That's a little more likely
Is this class over yet
I need to go be unhappy somewhere else

Geology, Day 3

Today's notes will be written in screenplay musical form.

GEOLOGY NOTES: THE MUSICAL

Music and Lyrics by Tim Rice and Elton John

SCENE: Geology class. Students listen to teacher.

Characters: Katie, Kristina, Maddie, Caleb, Travis, Christian, Zach, Doc Brown, Andrew

Doc Brown: enters stage, begins talking about an earthquake.

"And in this zone, aslkdfa;j bla bla bla”

Katie: “The red zone is for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the white zone.”

Kristina: “No, that’s the red zone.”

Katie: “You just want me to get an abortion.”

Kristina: “No, I want you to stop quoting Airplane every day of your life.”

Katie and Kristina begin song about Airplane

Maddie: “Seriously guys. What the fuck?”

Katie: “Fine, I’m leaving.”

Kristina: “Good luck, we’re all counting on you.”

END SCENE

Scene 2

All characters on stage

Doc Brown: “We’re having a take-home test at some point.”

Katie: “Oh no! I hope this one isn’t as hard as the open-book, open-note, open-neighbor quiz we had!”

Doc Brown: “There will also be a study session.”

Maddie: “On Julia Roberts movies?”

Katie: “Most likely.”

Suddenly, a wild Piers appears

Piers: “Show of hands: how many of you have seen your parents naked?”

Doc Brown writes on the board: Bonding

Piers: “Oh, I’ve got this lesson.”

Doc: Covalent

Piers writes Covalent on the board as well, drawing lines in between each syllable. “Cov, Latin for a cove or cave. Lent, like the Catholics. So, ‘covalent’ is a place where we can store the Catholics. Also: my girlfriend was six years younger than me.”

END SCENE

Now, for some real notes:

Baking powder: is soft

Ionic bonds: “give up” their electrons. They lose everything in the divorce (because they’re little bitches)

I’m really glad I’m learning about electrons in Geology

Bond in water: kinky

Solid material is bonding: a scientific porno

Van der Waals: opposites attract

Metallic bonds: movement of electrons. The electrons only spend Tuesdays and every other weekend with it

Copper: it was originally Copper Man, but iron was easier to use and sounded better

Is he talking about Benjamin Franklin…?

The Making of Rocks:

From the day we arrive on the planet, and blinking step into the sun…

You see, Maddie, we eat the antelope. The antelope eat the grass, and when we die, we become the grass. I’m sure there are some other steps, but that’s not important right now

Seneca Rocks? I bet I know a better story about Seneca Rocks than Doc Brown does

Well, once upon a time, there was an Indian princess. She wasn’t named Pocahontas, but that’s what we’re going to call her. Princess P was sad because she got dumped, so she stood up on the rocks and then turned into a rock. BAM I just told a Native American story. This stuff is legit.

Pressure: pushing down on me, pushing down on me

Static electricity is the most annoying thing ever

Rubber bands can hurt real bad

Syncline/ anticline: new words for incline and downhill

Chalk is brittle OH DAMN THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Body waves: there are too many ways to go with this so I’m just going to leave it here

P-waves: again. Too many options

S-waves: sdfghj

Solid: to show us what ‘solid’ means, you must hit something. It is the only way

Throw a rock into a quiet pond: now it’s a loud pond

Violent waves: I threw a giant rock in a pond; the next day Japan was destroyed

We’re talking about voices again! I want this class my life to have a voiceover by Morgan Freeman. Well, either Morgan Freeman or anyone British

He’s fanning us again. What a peasant

I shouldn’t have to be in this class. Way too many peasants in here

Peasant is the greatest word ever. I think tumblr uses it more than people back in the 13th century did

I want to travel to the center of the earth. I want to visit the mole people. Reconnect with Kristina’s kind

The center of the earth is a ‘strange environment’ WHAT NO I WAS PLANNING ON MOVING THERE AFTER COLLEGE

Surface waves: Love waves and Rayleigh waves

Love waves (oh baby)

Rayleigh wave (not quite as exciting)

And we’re back to pond waves

IT’S CONTAGIOUS IT’S IN THE AIR THERE ISN’T MUCH TIME LEFT

Surprisingly, we’re not talking about tsunamis again WAIT just kidding. We’re talking about tsunamis. And now Japan.

The earth rang like a bell

Young girl saved her dumb parents’ lives

Some guy just got up and left. He’s got the right idea

“You’re gonna get wet.” Best way to describe the effect of a tsunami.

OH BOY if he mentions the dock again, I’m going to get up, walk to the nearest liquor store, and take a shot

Well fuck me. I guess I have to go take a shot.

Is this actually a recording from the other day? Like Doc Brown is just a projection and someone messed up the order of the tapes

Buildings gotta sway

How many of you know where a monkey wrench is in your house?

Back in ancient China, earthquakes killed people. But don't worry, Mulan saved them

Earthquakes aren't fussy. They are no one's bitch

Soil shakes, dust is fluffed up: the powdered sugar topping on top of the cake that is an earthquake disaster

In 1906, people were REALLY DUMB

The four P’s: prepare, predict, prevent (?), and post-quake

First, you prepare your ingredients. Mix together dry ingredients, then add the eggs and oil. Next, predict what the temperature should be. Try to prevent your kitchen from catching on fire. After you bake it, you throw it at a child or elderly person

The lights just went out. Ohgod. I’m afeared.

IS THAT A MAP OF DISNEYLAND

English 199

English 199

Oh boy! I get to hear about why I should be an English major now! Without this class, I would’ve never thought of being an English major!
OH WAIT
NYC… the magic of Broadway
Ohgod. He’s a hipster. No. Help.
This guy apparently predicted 9/11
He should be a palm reader
We think everyone who works in a library is a librarian?
1. We are English majors. We ain’t stipud.
2. The trash isn’t going to change itself.
^that’s what the art majors do
“Is Robert Downy Jr. racist?”

He keeps paper by the bed? Kinky
Wut
Huh
Why
“Don’t shit where you eat.” (in terms of internet use)
He says he looks at Twitter, but does he look at blogs?
He wants us to smoke with him.
At least he’s not like my English 200 professor: “How many of you have seen your parents naked?”
He wants us to have a relationship with our professors?
WELL, my 200 teacher said, “All English teachers are either bitter because they aren’t published or trying (sometimes successfully) to sleep with their students.”
In that case, I’ll pass on the friendship.

Geology, Day 2

Do you ever feel like:

When did he start talking. How long has he been talking. Ohgod.
Fracking rocks, man.
Damn, Isaac
If I had a dollar for every time New Orleans has been destroyed, I can pay for New Orleans to move.
Why don’t we take New Orleans… and push it somewhere else?
Cancerous catfish. Sounds like a band name

Does this look ugly to you?
New Orleans needs to get its shit togethor
Manta virus? Fuck you, Mantis.
Minute review more than a minute? OH MY GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOOO HOW WILL WE LEARN THE LESSON
Annoying to hear you talk? Never
I hope Doc Brown gets better
Talking about rock types? Thank goodness this isn’t like Thursday
We’re all geology majors here
Rocks are the schist
Wait a minute what he’s writing looks familiar….
Oh yeah this was our exact lesson last week
Brightlite?
This brightlite rock is pretty cool
Yellowstone? Give me a minute to go to the paint store. Probably cheaper than going to Wyoming
Speaking of which, why is it so fucKING EXPENSIVE TO TRAVEL
ASH… KETCHUM
Well now we have to have a Pokemon battle
Charizard, I choose you
Burn down the school pls
Granite, salt, ash. Common kitchen items

This is my impression of the average geology student
“When water gets to it, it swells.” Like a sea monkey
I’ve always wanted a Chia pet. Damnit Obama.
It is 2012 why can’t we print objects off the internet GODDAMNIT OBAMA
Metamorphosed. I think he’s making up words now
Well, it’s not being caught by spellcheck. You win this time…
He said shist. Lols
Hard and soft. Very similar to dicks.
Statuary? More like statatory am I right
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff… BA DUM CHSS
GNEISS stands for something, I’m sure
Clastic rocks do something. CLASSIC.
Sandstone, siltstone, mudstone (he has to be pulling this out of his ass because this is pure bullshit there’s no way these are real)
EVEN BOULDERS.

I have silica. Or maybe it’s cilia. Same thing
Underground mines?

Rocksalt also is used for making homemade icecream. At least that’s what Maddie says. Sounds like bullshit to me, but whatever
This one time when I was four I was at my great grandparents house and my sister and I each had a bowl of ice cream and when she wasn’t looking I wanted to fuck with her so I put salt in her ice cream because I thought it would just melt it but then Sarah almost threw up and I got in a lot of trouble
Moral of the story: do your research before pranking people. Even if you’re four years old
He just said roleplay.


Feldspar. He has to be making this up I swear
Two types? What are they, sdfgflkjashfk and slkajdfhlksfjag?
Silicon? Smells like Hollywood
Silicates.. let’s make a band and call ourselves ‘The Silicates’
Everything in this class sounds like a band name
How is it only 1211. We’ve been in this room for at least three days
This class is longer than MY-
I don’t think I’m going there. Not today.
Someone’s either almost blind or very tired
H2O plus SO2 = me not caring that much more
Acid rain: singing in the rain part 2
Review of this class today: something does something and I’m on tumblr
Fool’s Gold was a disappointing movie
Should’ve been called ‘Matthew McConaughey is shirtless’
Well, that’s all of his movies
I’m Hungarian
I want sushi pls
Gypsom→ helps Quasimoto escape Notre Dame
An actual interesting problem: sudoku
Someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in Canada?
Sounds like a STICKY SITUATION

This picture can be used for anything.
Someone robbed your house?

Internet’s down?

Starting your period?

You can’t even mention fried chicken without being rascist. KRISTINA.
In that commercial, there’s a white guy in a crowd of black people and he looks really out of place and awkward but then he gets a bucket of fried chicken and suddenly he’s everyone’s buddy
Oh, Australia and your rascist commercials.
Is he talking about the construction of the campus? WUT
The only way this could get better would be if he mentioned Julia Roberts
Bedrock…?

Bless you, sir
How does this mans mind work? We’re talking about the 1906 earthquake now? I thought we were talking about the campus or Applebee’s or something
Sand… lots and lots of sand… so much sand…
Swamp? Hope there aren’t any ROUS

Geology Day 1

NEWS AND SHIT
Droughts and shit
Equator heats up shit
20-inch rainfall holy shit
Louisiana and Alaska are the only ones who do something
Flooding → new rivers flooding shit
Black Man’s Perish → nothing above 5 feet sea level
Levees → why do we even have those they never work just kidding apparently they do work sometimes
1 bil dollars in damage → also known as how much it takes to make an action movie
‘Delta Area’ low lying, very wet (if you know what I mean)
Us Navy→ ‘Great Marine Fleet’ algae and chicken fat can drive a car? BUT WAIT: costs $27 a gallon, your left arm, and your first born child
I’ll take that $100 million please
Algae: what they hell can’t it do?

Lessons and shit
Ice crystals burn and produce methane… let’s use it for rocket fuel or something
Oh no methane’s bad and shit
Cats
I’m in college isn’t it obvious ^^^^^^
Magma is hot (WHOA)
Hawaii has volcanoes (I’m learning so much in this class)
Guyot- flat tops
The Pacific Ocean is on the move
New volcano→ Luigi? Never mind it’s Loihi ☹

Earth Materials
Rocks →
Minerals →
Unconsolidated → moving around, cemented together to make my driveway. Special deposits (when Kristina puts money in the bank)
Adam has the smallest dick?
Jimmy Neutron was the shit
Discreet means specific now
I know where that electron is! (I do what I want)
Who you gonna call?
Isotope: iso= ice, frozen. Tope= rock. Isotope= ice rock (Ship name for Captain America and The Rock?)
H-1, H-2, H-3
That’s H1N1 not H-1 N-1 YOU IDIOT
GOSH YOU’RE SO SILLY
Collide two big oxy-masses
Hydrogen and Helium are the divorced parents of the elements
Helium is INERT!!!!1!!!one!!! WHAT
I took AP biology why am I learning this this is college halp meeaahfehlsgdhsd;lfhsdf
WATER is really tasty on a hot day
Water is H2O WHATATATATATATA
HOH now oh god

Half-life: what I live if my life was a Christina Perry song
Youtube-35 is an element now
I’d rather hold a live snake thank you
IONS- oh snap
Hydrogen-1 is a boyband of elements
What the fuck are you motherfuckers laughing at
Bitch
Fuck you spell check
I hate you Tom Hiddleston you ruined my life with your perfectness FUCK YOU with your accent and cheekbones and niceness
Fucking liferuiner
Erin Broccoli is in movies
Why are we talking about movies
What
What
Why
What is this class even
THREE DIFFERENT STORIES
Illegal?
Asses in the seats
Pelicans are the third dumbest birds. After pigeons and blue-footed boobies
Smallest particle = Adam’s dick
No thank you I don’t think I’ll be taking physics sir
Einstein in an environmental class. CLASSIC

ROCKS
Texture- I don’t know why but that word reminds me of carpets
Grain shape- wheat is usually the same shape
Grain size- I suppose it can vary but what does that have to do with rocks
Grain arrangement- Fields are usually rectangular that makes the most sense farming-wise

Igneous rocks: extrusive, intrusive
OH SHIT
Rocks are the schist
Fine grain size (damn she fine)
Living la vida Loki
Pompeii was in an episode of Doctor Who
METAMORPHIC
It is hot hot hot
Doctor Who comes back on this weekend
My life may be ended
The Ponds are going to die
I’m calling it now
ANYWHORE: rocks
SEDIMENTARY
Over time, more and more layers are laid down to make a giant mountain. Much like with feels in a fandom
Clastic, biochem
I want to meet a t-rex
Whoa Nelly
Extremely important: rocks
Sodium and chlorine do something
I think it’s a kind of salt yeah wow I’m intelligent today
Massachusetts and New Hampshire are the ONLY states that don’t salt their roads
Same time zone silly goose
Limestone: sounds like an alcoholic drink?
“I’ll have a glass of limestone please”
It’s like an apple martini but less gay
Downtown Lewisburg is DOWNTOWN oh god alert the press
Sulfur: makes southern West Virginia smell weird
Acid rain: singing in the rain 2 (it was a zombie movie)