Geology notes once again

Authors note: anything the teacher says directly will be in bold.

They paid 2 billion to just think about drilling. What the actual fuck.
Good weather drilling. Wut.
Oh boy, he’s turning off the lights again.
I hope no one has any… ideas

33 questions on the test; one for each Julia Roberts movie
Should I study?
You can use your book and your notes.
Question answered.

He’s drawing pictures again. Why is he always drawing pictures?
He draws rectangles very well
There is much less sea ice than usual TAKE THAT POLAR BEARS
WE'RE FINALLY GETTING REVENGE FOR THE TITANIC
Key word: seduction
He's giving us a how-to guide on how to cheat on his tests. And I thought science was going to be difficult
BONDING
'readage' is now a word
OTP: Titanic and the iceberg

I think he just drew a picture of an intertube falling from the sky, hitting a bunch of birds on the way down
Wait no it's California

What if I suddenly started writing erotica on here
I wonder what would happen
Is it a fanfiction if it's about people in my class
You know what I think THAT is for another day
CALEB MILNE WHY AREN'T YOU SITTING BEHIND ME HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO READ THIS WHILE I WRITE IT
It's like I hear the teacher talking but I just don't care
This could be a problem if I'm ever in an actual class that doesn't let you cheat
It's pretty hot. Ohhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

And now we're talking about Yellowstone. All right.

And we're back to Mt. St. Helens. This is getting downright silly

What is given off from a volcano?

The "word" VEI is written on the board like four times, getting bigger and bigger each time. He must've written it for emphasis.

He's talking about movies again! I think Tommy Lee Jones is this guy's hero
He's still talking about this damn movie
Is this Geology 110 or History Through Film because I honestly don't know anymore
Rotten eggs smell? You mean like the entire southern part of West Virginia?
Dante's Peak now
All right
You know how I feel right now? Done.
I think 'done' is an emotion because that's what I feel
I feel that shit in my soul
Take me out of the oven because I am DONE
I am honestly weighing the pros and cons for quitting college, moving to England, and becoming a bartender
There are more pros than cons
He's drawing more pictures
And volcanoes again
When will he talk about Kracatoa? That is my absolute favorite part of all geology and he hasn't mentioned it yet
The two guys behind me just got up and left
I ship it.
TEACHER JUST SAID MEWLING
This is an appropriate excuse to use a Loki gif

Not many volcanoes in Preston County!
You don't say?
He just spent five minutes talking about the time he cut his thumb in Antarctica
Ah-ah? What's ah-ah, Doc Brown? TELL ME
This post has a lot of pictures
Pahoehoe: twice the amount of hoe as normal volcano names
Petrified wood is very attractive wood
I've been really trying baby, trying to hold back this feeling for so long... let's get it on
Lahars: I have an uncle named Lamar but he's white don't worry
People are just walking out left and right
I understand
I want to leave right now more than I want to drop out of college and that's saying something
Maybe if I finish that one story and publish it I can become rich and famous and then I can drop out of college because everyone will be like 'oh Katie you're so awesome why are you in college' and I'll be like 'I don't know! I'll just drop out!' and then I will and I'll be happy and I can wear pajamas more often and write whatever I want in peace

Or maybe I'll just stay in college, graduate, work in a bookstore, and always be unhappy with my life
That's a little more likely
Is this class over yet
I need to go be unhappy somewhere else