Geology Day 1

NEWS AND SHIT
Droughts and shit
Equator heats up shit
20-inch rainfall holy shit
Louisiana and Alaska are the only ones who do something
Flooding → new rivers flooding shit
Black Man’s Perish → nothing above 5 feet sea level
Levees → why do we even have those they never work just kidding apparently they do work sometimes
1 bil dollars in damage → also known as how much it takes to make an action movie
‘Delta Area’ low lying, very wet (if you know what I mean)
Us Navy→ ‘Great Marine Fleet’ algae and chicken fat can drive a car? BUT WAIT: costs $27 a gallon, your left arm, and your first born child
I’ll take that $100 million please
Algae: what they hell can’t it do?

Lessons and shit
Ice crystals burn and produce methane… let’s use it for rocket fuel or something
Oh no methane’s bad and shit
Cats
I’m in college isn’t it obvious ^^^^^^
Magma is hot (WHOA)
Hawaii has volcanoes (I’m learning so much in this class)
Guyot- flat tops
The Pacific Ocean is on the move
New volcano→ Luigi? Never mind it’s Loihi ☹

Earth Materials
Rocks →
Minerals →
Unconsolidated → moving around, cemented together to make my driveway. Special deposits (when Kristina puts money in the bank)
Adam has the smallest dick?
Jimmy Neutron was the shit
Discreet means specific now
I know where that electron is! (I do what I want)
Who you gonna call?
Isotope: iso= ice, frozen. Tope= rock. Isotope= ice rock (Ship name for Captain America and The Rock?)
H-1, H-2, H-3
That’s H1N1 not H-1 N-1 YOU IDIOT
GOSH YOU’RE SO SILLY
Collide two big oxy-masses
Hydrogen and Helium are the divorced parents of the elements
Helium is INERT!!!!1!!!one!!! WHAT
I took AP biology why am I learning this this is college halp meeaahfehlsgdhsd;lfhsdf
WATER is really tasty on a hot day
Water is H2O WHATATATATATATA
HOH now oh god

Half-life: what I live if my life was a Christina Perry song
Youtube-35 is an element now
I’d rather hold a live snake thank you
IONS- oh snap
Hydrogen-1 is a boyband of elements
What the fuck are you motherfuckers laughing at
Bitch
Fuck you spell check
I hate you Tom Hiddleston you ruined my life with your perfectness FUCK YOU with your accent and cheekbones and niceness
Fucking liferuiner
Erin Broccoli is in movies
Why are we talking about movies
What
What
Why
What is this class even
THREE DIFFERENT STORIES
Illegal?
Asses in the seats
Pelicans are the third dumbest birds. After pigeons and blue-footed boobies
Smallest particle = Adam’s dick
No thank you I don’t think I’ll be taking physics sir
Einstein in an environmental class. CLASSIC

ROCKS
Texture- I don’t know why but that word reminds me of carpets
Grain shape- wheat is usually the same shape
Grain size- I suppose it can vary but what does that have to do with rocks
Grain arrangement- Fields are usually rectangular that makes the most sense farming-wise

Igneous rocks: extrusive, intrusive
OH SHIT
Rocks are the schist
Fine grain size (damn she fine)
Living la vida Loki
Pompeii was in an episode of Doctor Who
METAMORPHIC
It is hot hot hot
Doctor Who comes back on this weekend
My life may be ended
The Ponds are going to die
I’m calling it now
ANYWHORE: rocks
SEDIMENTARY
Over time, more and more layers are laid down to make a giant mountain. Much like with feels in a fandom
Clastic, biochem
I want to meet a t-rex
Whoa Nelly
Extremely important: rocks
Sodium and chlorine do something
I think it’s a kind of salt yeah wow I’m intelligent today
Massachusetts and New Hampshire are the ONLY states that don’t salt their roads
Same time zone silly goose
Limestone: sounds like an alcoholic drink?
“I’ll have a glass of limestone please”
It’s like an apple martini but less gay
Downtown Lewisburg is DOWNTOWN oh god alert the press
Sulfur: makes southern West Virginia smell weird
Acid rain: singing in the rain 2 (it was a zombie movie)